in hysterics

We need to recreate Fleetwood Mac in a lab. I don't care how unethical it will be. We need to get a bunch of strung out artistically minded left-brain bitches together who can make dope music, give them the finest buffet of drugs available, make them fuck each other, pair them off, then break them up one by one while forcing them to stay in the band. You've heard of the Russian sleep experiment now get ready for the Rumours Part 2 experiment.

2023 Stevie Nicks starts a podcast called My Ex My Ex & Me where they play passive-aggressive D&D campaigns loaded with snipes at each other

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

"Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don't think you're stupid."

or

"Sorry I snapped at you. I didn't get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today."

is a better apology than

"I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you."

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

You can tell where a culture from the far past generally never went because they usually put all the weird stuff there.

A lot of versions of the Greek and Roman afterlife aren’t actually underground. They’re just really far west. Atlas is also supposedly out west holding up the sky. The Amazons are somewhere around the Black Sea that’s where all the weird people live right

Norse afterlife might be underground. It might just be really far north. If you go really far East there will be some kind of evil forest. You know the one.

If you read a thousand and one nights a weird number of the stories get set in “China” but when you read it, clearly it’s not China. It’s still describing things from the medieval Arab world. China was apparently just a code word for a long time ago in a galaxy far far away basically.

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

This was funny but op was a terf so I stole it 🏴‍☠️

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